Category: Spelling

Plural's don't have apostrophe's

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Very often one sees an apostrophe (followed by an “s”) used to denote a plural, e.g. pizza’s. Here is a tip for those who don’t want to learn the rules:
Don’t use an apostrophe again and you will be correct more often than not.

Don’t

I worked with style guides that recommend not using apostrophes for plurals and am very comfortable not to waste an extra keystroke.

Acronyms and All Caps

Many good schools actually teach the rule that acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations and contractions should use an apostrophe before the “s”. So you will see examples such as ICBM’s, QANGO’s, etc. This is a style issue and if you work in such a company, you may have to abide by those rules.
When a block of text is in ALL CAPS and includes an acronym, there is a temptation to put an apostrophe to “clarify” that the S is not another letter in the acronym.

Misuse

The misused apostrophe is often called the Grocer’s apostrophe perhaps because greengrocers in the west may have come from non-English-speaking countries and have poor language skills. Many languages don’t have a plural form for nouns, hence we see signs such as “POTATOE’S”, “CHIP’S”, “PIZZA’S” etc.
Sometimes the writer thinks that “foreign” words should be given the apostrophe treatment, so you might see a menu with headings such as PIZZA’S and DRINKS.
 

When the Apostrophe is Correct

Acronyms ending in S may get away with an Apostrophe S. e.g. “The sinking ship sent many SOS’s” is clearer than “The sinking ship sent many SOSs” but more so if there was a plaque caption in all caps, e.g. “THIS MORSE KEY WAS USED TO SEND HUNDREDS OF SOS’S BEFORE THE SHIP SANK.
 

Like that only

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Let’s look at instances of valid English that would not make sense outside India. Consider this dialogue in India:

Q. Why did you do that?
A. Like that only.
A. Just like that.

Even an Indian knows that the answer makes no sense, but lots of people continue to talk like that. What would happen in the West?

Q. Why did you do that?
A. No idea.
A. Search me.
A. I can’t explain it.
etc

There are many other possibilities. Some of them don’t make literal sense either.
Let’s look at examples of the shortage/abuse of articles in India, particularly Northern India. (By “articles”, I refer to grammar — “a” and “the” are indefinite and definite articles). See Wikipedia.

Wrong: He has gone to office.
Right: He has gone to the office.

Explanation: He has gone to one specific office.

Wrong: She is eating mango.
Right: She is eating a mango.

Explanation: She is eating one mango – some random mango.

Wrong (no other information is known): She is eating the mango.
Right (note emphasis): She is eating the mango.

Explanation: She is eating a specific mango, perhaps one that has some significance, e.g. it is the only one in a bunch injected with poison. (It happens in fiction!)

Wrong: She likes to eat the mangoes.
Right: She likes to eat mangoes.
Wrong: I am doing some time pass.
Right: I am killing time.

Explanation: Passing time has morphed to “time pass”, which is a nice turn of phrase, but makes you look uneducated when you say it outside India.
Sometimes, people forget their high school grammar lessons. This poor soul has given us an example of bad spelling, bad grammar and bad logic (source):

if we really wants to kill terrorism from root then we should take some actions on that places where we know that terrorist are feeded by people for terrorism.We should start form the KASAB sitting in the prison and having fledge service of prison these is the one who is responsible of taking innocent people’s life in mumbai terror attacks.

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